Kiwi

= Kiwi = Kiwi, (also going by the names Saki, Mina, or Lana), is a long time member of the WackoSMP and is the local witch of the server. She is notorious for her love of trolling, witchcraft, arson, and other things that often lead to chaos. This dumb bitch really has 1100+ hours in a virtual board game. She often tries her best to be funny and never shuts the fuck up because of it.

Personality
Often described to be a "girlboss", most of Kiwi's actions are determined by how much chaos they will cause. She always is up to some shit and probably shouldn't be left alone for more than 5 minutes in most situations because of the untold destruction that would come from that. Kiwi often enjoys bullying others in a friendly way, however if it is a random child online she will show no mercy and obliterate them. As a """gamer""" she often plays video games such as various Roblox games, 100% Orange Juice, or Terraria being some of her favorites.

Hobbies
Her hobbies include fishing, witchcraft, arson, bullying, trolling, arson 2, being gay, and bullying Sir Sunky specifically. Her fishing obsession shines most in Terraria where she will fish for nearly an hour straight without break. As a witch, she is very familiar with witchcraft and other things such as broom flying and potion making. Arson is a very classic Kiwi thing to do, as she will burn something if given the chance. Bullying and trolling go hand in hand, as she loves messing with people. Arson 2 cannot be legally shared. Being gay is pretty self explanatory if you've known her for more than 3 seconds. Bullying Sir Sunky specifically comes from the fact that Sunky is Kiwis favorite target for bullying.

List of Crimes
For legal reasons this information cannot go public but it contains anywhere from 2-103+ arsons.

Witchcraft
Very well known for being a witch, she has many witch skills that include:

Flying on a broom, making potions, casting spells (usually fire ones), being gay (this is very important for a witch)

Despite her access to magic she still loves handling things the old fashion way with things like a sword or a cannon

Lucy
A long time friend and a very close one, despite how much Kiwi shouts about the absurd amounts of times she reads the word "Ween", the two are still great friends and Kiwi always enjoys spending time with Lucy.

Sir Sunky
One of Kiwi's close friends as well, despite the two being friend, Kiwi always playfully bullies Sir Sunky for things like his taste in men.