Ayin

"'Mental stability is my passion.'"Ayin "fuckface" Gatsby is one of the several WackoSMP members. most of the members describe him as "Insane" and "needing help." He is known for his immense interest in Old Men™ and Phone Headed Dudes. He is on mostly friendly terms with most people, despite his odd jobs and behaviors.

His real name isn't exactly known, if he doesn't have a fake one to pull up he simply calls himself [REDACTED] or Sportsy like a cringe loser. He has a Doctoral Degree and a surgeon license, though it has been revoked a few times due to "accidental" deaths. In his free time he plays Snail Bob and volunteers at an energy company.

Personality
Sportsy is generally a very loud person, though he prefers not to be. He is generally goofy, saying immensely unfunny jokes. He doesn't reveal much about himself, minus the few details scrambled here and there, trying to seem mysterious and "cool." Despite his several federal crimes that should land him in prison and slight insanity, he cares for the people he considers friends.

He has several undiagnosed illnesses, mentally and psychically. But he's still kickin' it!

Appearance
Ayin's general silly little outfit is a long white coat is slight blood stains, he wears a grey shirt underneath it and black platform boots. He usually dawns a white plague doctor mask, but sometimes other masks for funnsies. He wears red glasses, putting it on the mask just for the hell of it. He's also a catboy if you can't tell. meow.

When he works at Bob's Pizzaroni Family Restaurant he wear's a cool cat suit but it's a bit moldy. That it. I'm not drawing that.

List of Crimes
Fuckface has done over a 100 crimes, which is too long to list on a Wikipedia page. He is a menace that cannot be caught due to constant name changes and fake ID's.

The Albany Incident of 1996 (suspected)
On April 2nd, 1996 a strange occurrence of Aurora Borealis occurred in the City of Albany. The Northern Lights were suspected to be caused by a singular person named "Jefferson Miller" as the Northern Lights do not appear in the state of New York. Jefferson was sighted doing illegal acts of moving the Northern Lights to New York a few weeks before the incident. The abrupt Northern Lights cause a panic, causing immediate attention on only that. The Northern Lights cause a small spike in crime due focused attention on the anomaly. This lead to the start of the worst Pyramid Scheme yet to date, being caused by none other than Jefferson Miller. Ayin has passively mentioned he caused a stir in New York on 1996, so many suspect he did it under a false name.

The Bob's Pizzaroni Family Restaurant(Not Chuck-E-Cheese) of 1987
There is not much covered on this incident, but it was confirmed Fuckface was apart of it. The only detail he ever revealed was that he "got a curse" on his body after the incident and that he caused a fire.

List of Miscellaneous Crimes He's Committed (and presumed to have) That Are Known
Tax Evasion, Insurance Fraud, Arson, First Degree Murder, Second Degree Murder, Wire Fraud, Vandalism, Medical malpractice, Telemarketing Fraud, Identity Theft, Actually probably just every single type of fraud, White Collar Crime, Several different Pyramid Schemes, RICO, Lobotomization (When it became illegal), Grave Robbery, Several public safety violations. He was in a goofy mood

Relationships
TBA

Trivia

 * His favorite song from The Nutcracker ballet is The Forest Of Fir Trees In Winter.
 * He knows how to operate a train.
 * He likes blood.
 * He smells like a of mix of unidentified mold, blood, and other stenches a normal person couldn't describe.